Viagra for the ePenis

It pretty damn obvious that men need their toys. Some love cars, others women (just kidding, no offense, hehe). And then there are also the geeks amongst us. For them, nothing is more beautiful than a new piece of technology. Oh and dear, what true geeks we are when we reach climax upon seeing the brand new 40" Samsung LCD and Onkyo receiver Dude #2 purchased just recently. It's beauty in itself playing a blue ray movie in full 1080p HD on this one. Or the amazing feeling when you are switching between Xbox 360, PS 3 and DVD-Player through the remote of your receiver. Also streaming all kinds of media directly from your PC or listening to radio-streams on the internet over it. And with 2 HDMI-ports, you can hook him up on the LCD and you beamer, allowing you to switch between those at any given time as well!... Someone get me a towel, please.